Whispy white / blonde male hair
Oh come on… you know what I’m talking about! Trump or Boris, it doesn’t really matter. The fact is (and I’m a little sorry if this upsets anybody) there appears to be a certain number of primarily post 50’s, narcissistic…
The future’s bright. The verdure’s orange.
What is it with people and growing green things? You’d have thought that when Spring rolls around after a drab winter and we’re all fagged out by the interminable shades of grey, that with the sight of green things growing…
Blow Jobs are for Suckers
It’s that time of year again. The evenings are drawing in, the sky has that roseate blush so redolent of the dying of the year, and the air has that pleasing and invigorating nip to it that makes walking outdoors…
Mind and close that Diana!
You know that hovering you do where you open our office door and lean in to suggest that you really don’t want to disturb us but will just stand chatting with us half-in/half-out of the doorway with your hand on…
More Movie Moans
I recently watched the film Heartbreak Ridge, directed by Mel Gibson, and whilst in some ways it was really well conceived and filmed… I just wanted (or rather need) to get something off my chest. In one of the first…
‘Olympus has Fallen’ and ‘London has Fallen’
Sticking with the movie theme. I want to post a warning about two of the worst films I’ve ever seen. I thought ‘Olympus has Fallen’ was a truly awful film and then, without realising, I found myself watching ‘London has…